about me // very pale, good whistler, fiery, born and raised in calgary, mother of 3 dragons

addicted to // thrift stores, reading graffiti in construction site porta potties

nauseated by // dollarama, temu, construction site porta potties

super strength // building forts, fly fishing, motorized scooters

kryptonite // the sun, heat in general, good music playing while someone is talking

pros // i will make your space look awesome and get noticed

cons // my laugh